stole this from yellowbnana. hope she doesn't mind.


WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
...your crush suddenly asks you out?
- gently break their hearts (I’m married after all)

...you walk into an elevator and see a
couple making out?
- stand there and unobtrusively watch the elevator numbers go up while humming “The Girl from Ipanema”

...your mum had another baby?
- Boy that’d be a neat trick. She passed away last year.

...you've been trapped in a building
thats about to explode?
- jump out a window. If no windows….PRAY!

...aliens invaded earth?
- Saddle up, lock –n- load, always did want a nice pair of alien skin leather boots.

...a girl (stranger) suddenly kisses
you?
- I give her the “eoples eyebrow” and instruct her to behave herself.

...you won a date with your celeb
crush?
- OMG, how am I gonna explain this to michelle?

...you were given a blue car?
- what kind of car? Can I sell it? Is it a P.O.S.?

...your girlfriend or boyfriend breaks
up wit you?
- hope my wife doesn’t wonder why I’m blubbering like a lil’ girl. Ha ha!

...you won a million dollars?
- HEY!! BOSS!!! K.M.A.!!

...someone gives you
flowers/chocolates?
- *giggles*

...you receive a love letter in your
locker?
- Get reeeeaally worried because the only people with access to my locker are guys.

...you fail your exams?
- Have a nervous freakin breakdown. That’s what.

...you get first in class?
- Turn my instructor in for incompetence in mathematics

...your computer crashes?
- weep like a lil’ girl over a dead kitty cat.

...you get fired?
- Run in little circles and hoot and scream and gibber in panic like a complete bloody loon.

...your best friend betrays you?
- kick his ass, and replace him.

...you had to choose between your
boyfriend/girlfriend and your
best friend?
- Always pick best friends over girlfriends, but also always pick wives over best friends. Depends on the level of commitment here, you see.

...the person you really hate is gonna die in a few days?
- depends on the reason for hatred. Either go and make peace for the benefit of both of your souls, or polish up your tap shoes for after the funeral.

...someone volunteers to escort you
home?
- decline the offer as I always travel heavily armed.

...your boyfriend/girlfriend flirts
with your best friends?
- owh get their attention..

...people think you are a loser?
- I don’t care what people think....

...your ex wants a patch-up with you?
- probably laugh myself into some sort of seizure








Best
1. Male friend: Gavin
2. Female friend: Michelle, Donna
3. Vacation: Albert Pike Campground in Arkansas


Worst
1. Time of day: 4:30 am
2. Day of the Week: Monday
3. Food: Hospital

Last
1. Talked to on the phone: Michelle
2. Text: Mike
3. Message over MySpace: no MySpace.

Today
1. What are you doing now: working
2. What are you wearing: an A&F t-shirt and Levi’s 501’s
3. Better than yesterday: nope

Tomorrow:
1. Is: my day off. Yaaaay
2. Got any plans: not so far
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: my kids are going back to their mothers

Favorite
1. Number: 42
2. Song: the burger king song from “Family Guy”
3. Color: clear (ha ha, they’re really royal blue and silver.)
4. Season: Spring

Currently
1. Missing someone: yes, my parents.
2. Mood: content
3. Wanting a tattoo or piercing: nope, 1 is enough for me.

True/False
I am a morning person: heck no!
I am a perfectionist: In some things yes, in most things no.
I am an only child: false
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: nope, not at all. I’m in love with this girl I know.
I am very shy around the opposite gender: nope, not even a little.
I enjoy talking on the phone: no, I kinda hate it actually.
I have a crush: yep, and I’m lucky enough to be married to my crush too. lol
I have a hard time paying attention at school:true
I have a private piercing: False
I have at least one brother and/or sister: true
I have had my hair cut within the last 2 months: true
I have had the cops called on me: true, loud parties in college.

Name 7 things in your
bag/backpack/totebag/
purse/car.
1.drawing notebook
2.wallet
3.my psp
4. mirror
5. my safe deposit box key
6. my security passcard
7. phone

Name 5 favorite fruits:
1. watermelon (yellow meat please)
2. cherries
3. mango
4. apple (braeburns or pink ladies)
5. strawberries

What are you thinking about right now?
- what my daughter said and where she’s getting this crap from.

Where is your phone?
- on my desk

Where do you sleep?
- anywhere I can, whenever I can.

Where did you get the shirt you're
wearing?
- eBay!!! It’s my RARE A&F Costa Rica (still more monkeys than people) shirt. Love it.

What was the last thing you drank?
- A Coke. I hate these things but they’re too convenient. Why can’t they put Gatorade in the machines?

What kind of cell phone service do you
have?
- AT&T

What is the last movie you watched?
- I rewatched “tomb raider” before bed last night.

When did you last feel a tree with your
bare hands?
-last Thursday, I think

Are you excited?
- not really. But I’m not bored either.

How's your day?
- ehh, pretty good. Could be a whole lot worse.

Have you cried recently?
- no.

What are you doing right now?
- S’osed to be working but instead….well you can see.

Listening to anything?
- The aircon is making noises

Are you talking to anyone?
- no

Does anyone like you?
- I hope so.

Who's always there for you?
- God

What are you doing tonight?
- as little as I can get away with.

When was the last time you saw your
mom?
- March 9th, 2006

Do you have a laptop?
- no

When was the last time you saw your
best friend?
- this morning when I kissed her goodbye.

Do looks matter?
- yes, but not in the way you might expect.

Do you have good memories with old
friends?
- YES

Have you ever been to Hollywood?
- no... don’t care to either.

Are you wearing a necklace?
- yep, my St. Christopher

What time is it now?
- 1:28 pm

Are you happy right now?
- yes

Can you trust people?
-yes

Do you like messages or comments
better?
- I’m happy to get either one.

Do you need to get your hair cut?
- yes

Are you logged on to AIM?
- NO I hate AIM.

Any plans for Friday night?
- gonna go see Lesya and mebbe her bebbe.

Something you are excited about?
- WATCHING HARRY POTTER

What is your favorite flavor of JELL-O?
- Lime with vodka